ghosted @ghost@fairground.moe

@fdroidorg yeah, not throwing it at high speed on the city square's pavementation would have halped it last longer than 3 years 😪

RT FanKetchup: 我觉得我要定期发这张图……

@haichqueue I like how now we're just blocking entire instances for telling a joke the admin doesn't like.

习：你们怎么把谈话的内容泄露出来了，不能这么搞
加拿大媒体：把*这段*谈话的视频也泄露了出来

更新之前：mastodon在网页上就可以流畅使用，让我摆脱了“用某个服务就必须下app”的思维定势，我以后会倾向于选择在网页上也能提供优质服务的厂商，而不是非要下载他们的app。
更新之后：再您妈的见I'm外星人👽这个网页我是一秒钟也用不下去了app我来了

@wontbesorry 對長毛象新的介面不滿的大家有沒有試過一些輕量級的網頁替代前端(frontend)呢？比如這個Pinafore 只要輸入所在的實例再授權帳號就可以用了
https://pinafore.social/

或是仿推特舊版介面的Halcyon https://halcyon.mstdn.social/

希望能幫到各位

picking a mastodon server to join is easy -- just think of it like you're allying with one of many families in a war-torn medieval land, each with their own histories, feuds, laws, blood rituals

在超市的糕点区看到一些盒子上写着纯天然、基于植物、Vegan的甜点，我拿起来翻到背面看了下营养价值表，每100g含糖94g……你就说你是糖块就好了，整这么多高大上的词干嘛（

Funny to see people discovering Visa / Mastercard are a duopoly

100 Mastodon myths:

1. Mastodon is hard.

FALSE. It’s a "soft"ware. Not hardware.

2. You have to use Linux to post on Mastodon.

FALSE. FreeBSD and OpenBSD are also supported.

3. You need to learn to use the Vim editor before posting on Mastodon.

FALSE. There’s also an emacs plugin.

4. Mastodon is only for computer nerds.

FALSE. As you can see, we sometimes try to make jokes that everyone could understand.

一躺上床就觉得我还能学（。。